I want this sooooo bad, but it’s like $1200 :<
oh hey! Meg’s back on tumblr and without that url breaking leading - in her name!
these fucking things
Fun fact there things were recalled for causing “eye injuries, including scratched corneas and incidents of temporary blindness, broken teeth, a mild concussion, a broken rib, and facial lacerations that required stitches.”
these things were the fucking best
HOW THE SHIT DID SOMEONE BREAK THEIR FUCKING RIB
you people don’t understand how fucking powerful these things were, you were supposed to pull gently and it’d fly just fine but if you pull it like a chainsaw or a lawnmower they will behave as such. t h e y a r e d e a d l y.
MY NEPHEWS HAD THE BOY VERSIONS OF THESE (DRAGON-SOMETHINGS) AND THEY ARE WEAPONS.
I used these as a weapon against my sisters when I was a kid.
I dunno, my sister had a few of these when we were kids. I distinctly remember letting one rip and smacking her straight in the face, but it didn’t do anything beyond making her cry for a bit.
All toys are weapons if you use them correctly. Some parent was just particularly litigious
how big is ur penis?? i don’t want length, i want volume, surface area and density